Blondes have more fun- or "Why Max wants to be me"

So, we all know the old phrase, "Blondes have more fun"- but could that possibly be true? Could the color of a persons hair guarantee them a better time? Well, the answer is yes. I tried being a brunette recently and let me tell you, it was all lonely nights and TV dinners for me. So, take my advice- go blonde. (note to self: insert photo later Now, this gem of wisdom and advice goes for all of you except for my new office mate Max. At least, I THINK his name is Max...who knows, it might be "Laura" soon. Here's the deal...he is new to WA. so I (being the nice and helpful person that I am) have been assisting him select some furniture items to fill his new home with. Also, because I have fabulous taste- but that is a separate issue. Anyway...cut to three days ago when I notice that Maxi had blogged about all his new purchases. See: http://thezuck.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!88F735269EF5B9B8!302.entry  and to my surprise-- he bought ALL THE SAME furniture as me. Is it just me, or do we all feel a little Single White Female (male) action going on here? I swear...if that boy goes blonde.....

Comments

[Max]

Lies... all LIES!

The only thing I bought that you happen to have is the bed frame (and matching nightstands). I can't help it if it was the only black platform bed they had... and I have good taste.

And I would never go blond... it would ruin our team dynamic.

[Dengin]

Regardless of his tasteful purchases (I do like that platform bed), his place looks like a bachelor pad. For some reason, I can't picture your place looking like that.

[malcolm]

If he gets extremely mad at you when you dont put the lotion back in the basket then you have a reason to get worried. other then that feel good that he digs your taste in things that much to want to xerox your setup for himself.

[Casey "SuthunTrendkill" Cannon]

Hmm, sure he doesn't play the opposite side of the field? I kid. Blonde's are certainly eccentric to my experience, but I'd never dye my hair. I'm good with black/brown, thick and curly.

-Casey Cannon

[Haustage]

You know what(?), I've been thinking recently that if I had a daughter I'd want to name her Maxine, thanks Max.

[Dengin]

Ah yeah, there's the pic, and if I hadn't seen the video footage of you with AI (blonde dying her hair brown), I'd be shocked.
On the other hand, you seem to be having fun no matter what color hair, so who, in the end, gives a rodent's bottom?